|Pictured: OUR ONLY IMAGE OF THIS CHARACTER.|
|Sharon wants Steve to PLEASE STOP DOING ACROBATICS|
WHILE SHE'S TALKING.
|It looked kinda like this. I'm sure Peggy would approve.|
|"Who, me? I'm just an affable, average SHIELD agent.|
And maybe a psychopathic killer."
|That's not even his bike back there. Hello, traffic hazard.|
|Zut alors! (Okay, I'm done with the terrible French now.)|
|WHAT IS THIS I CAN'T EVEN.|
|Okay, not THAT seriously. But hey, concussion!|
|Okay, I lied about that last part.|
|Someday they're gonna do that salute with power tools or drinks in their hands|
and we're all going to be very sorry.
|Hello, again. That's an appropriately worried look you've got there.|
|Hello, Mr. McGuffin.|
|Pictured: Things not working.|
|Pictured: Cause and effect.|
|Oh, hi. Nice eyes you got there.|
|See what I did there?|
|They always say this afterward. How often|
do they expect the answer to be "yes"?
Black Widow (again). I’m just going to drop this little reminder and leave it here. Remember in The Avengers, when Hawkeye was recovering from his flying-monkey phase and Black Widow was keeping an eye on him? Clint was babbling about having someone “pull you out, put someone else in”, and asked Natasha, “Do you know what it’s like to be unmade?”
|I am actually not sure why he asks this question if he knows the answer.|
TOMORROW: MY PET THEORIES